Hard Lesson Learned, Or Why You Shouldn’t Attempt to Cross a Bridge Occupied by a Troll

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When I was learning to drive, my father was (rightfully) very cautious about letting me on the road in certain situations (at night, while it was raining, for long periods of time). When I would complain about his overprotection, he … Continue reading

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For the Love of Elmo, Whose World is it Anyway?

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Like many in my generation, I grew up watching Sesame Street. It was a different neighborhood then. No one but Big Bird could see Mr. Snuffleupagus. There were no ridiculous accusations that Bert and Ernie were gay. (And even if they were, that … Continue reading

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When Mama’s Not Happy…

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Last Thursday began with a full-blown temper tantrum that included screaming, crying, and even the throwing of an object. Yes, someone was not happy that she did not get her way. And no, it wasn’t the feisty toddler or even the often … Continue reading

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Hunger Games: Good Book, Bad Dinnertime Manners

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Have you read The Hunger Games and/or seen the movie? I finished reading the book a few weeks ago, and I was impressed. It’s the type of novel I would write (if I had the persistence to see such a project through). Give … Continue reading

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Parenting Should Come with Cue Cards

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Shakespeare once penned, “All the world’s a stage/And all the men and women merely players/They have their exits and their entrances/And one man in his time plays many parts…” On the stage that has been set for me, I play … Continue reading

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No Spring Chicken

Having or had a baby past the age of thirty-five? If so, you’re in good company. Several well-known (and lesser known) moms have given birth at an advanced maternal age. According to “Mothers 35 Plus,” this list includes the following: … Continue reading

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How a Mother Hen Names Her Chicks

One of the most fun (and perhaps most frustrating) parts of being an expectant parent is choosing a name for the new baby. Although we have tossed a couple of possibilities back and forth, we have not really gotten serious about what we … Continue reading

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The Next Big Thing

The Next Big Thing

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Why I Hate Spring Cleaning

I suppose I should start by saying that I hate cleaning, period. I would gladly pass off the household chores to someone else, and I often do. Spring cleaning, however, is the worst. Each year, like a dragon of folklore, it rears … Continue reading

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Trauma and Joy Revisited

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For most families, the birth of a child is a joyous occasion. In the months preceding the event, there is a lot of activity and anticipation. Names are debated. New outfits are purchased. A place in the house is prepared … Continue reading

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